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IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Jake Eagle

WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA XD
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am
That is f***ing funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am
"punisher" was **** movie


SEGWAY ROUGH RIDERS - Where is your Emperor-God now?!




SPETSNAZ - Like ninjas, only with assault rifles...


TAGS: ninja gun spetsnaz russian
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Mike

Wrong - August 16, 2009, 12:49 am
If it were white, you'd notice the dude lying down or whatever. Because it's black it can look like a bit of tree, so you don't notice the geezer holding it.
Anonymous - January 20, 2009, 2:23 am
It's work better if the gun was white too.
Torquemada - July 16, 2008, 7:34 am
Spetsnaz... Russians on motifake?


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pokemon chose you




IN SOVIET RUSSIA..... - .....people learn not to divide by zero starting at a young age




DESTINY -


TAGS: cards poker money cat p****
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - January 30, 2012, 9:46 am
lol... thx RL. So tell me, how much do you need?? :D
Reality Lord - January 30, 2012, 7:38 am

typical forseti....epic dude :)
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 5:30 pm
H5GE


IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Chicken eat YOU!!!


TAGS: soviet russia kfc
Rating: 2.8/5
zoomer296 - January 17, 2013, 12:10 am
While bacon sounds nice, KGB means Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti which was the Committee for State Security of the USSR. The KGB ended in 1991 and was replaced by the FSB. (Federalnaya Sluzhba Bezopasnosti or Federal Security Service)
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 10:01 pm
KGB? Kentucky Grilled Bacon?


WALL-E - Russian Edition


TAGS: wall e russian
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Jackarus

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 1:49 pm
Jungle camo for urban equipment?
KoU - January 9, 2012, 12:44 pm
yeah, u right, looks ' like Johnny 5
TwistedNinjaPirate - January 7, 2012, 11:29 pm
Looks more like Johnny 5


RUSSIA - Their speed cameras have a No Tolerence strategy.


TAGS: russian speed camera
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by MustyK

suenero - November 3, 2010, 1:29 pm
5L's from me. As someone from a city with too many speed cameras, this is funny as hell.
Untamedfifty - February 24, 2010, 6:32 am
fail and why is the shell belt halfway through with loaded rounds?


PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE -




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Space explores you!




CAT BATH -




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Motorcycle ride YOU


TAGS: motorcycle funny russia
Rating: 3.29/5

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agdaniele - August 27, 2010, 10:08 pm
Yay engineerboy!


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pappa Bear go to Goldilock house!




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - President on grassy knoll wait for you


TAGS: putin jfk soviet russia grassy knoll
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 8:26 pm
put a shirt on! the deer dont wanna see yer old a** either!
matt28 - April 20, 2010, 4:02 pm
Epic! 5 lions
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:24 pm
No.


VLADIMIR PUTIN - Gets All The Cute Blonde Russian Chicks


TAGS: putin chick vladimir russian cute
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by AardRinn

suzieq - January 27, 2012, 10:11 pm
I bet he gets all the russian blue pu55y too :)


IN SOVIET RUSSIA.... - Mudkip Likes You!!




IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - ...bull ride YOU!




IN SOVIET RUSSIA -


TAGS: in soviet russia vodka shoots you
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Claire

NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:20 pm
Thanks for the update, Jackson Browne!
5150monkeylove - September 1, 2010, 12:33 am
This is a really good one!
Claire - January 26, 2010, 8:50 pm
Why, thank you. This is my first poster that doesn't suck.
Dr. Rusak - January 25, 2010, 11:11 pm
I've been waiting for someone to make that kind of joke, but I gotta say, it beat all my expectations
Claire - January 25, 2010, 11:03 pm
Culos- Sorry, I'm a bit behind on the times. The last time I watched TV it was 1952... Les- Thanks. Doc- what?
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 10:39 pm
Sure fire.. nice claire
Dr. Rusak - January 25, 2010, 6:41 pm
HEAD Sh** OR NONE, GENIUS!!!!!!
culos - January 25, 2010, 5:02 am
Can I have a sh** of Vodka please? (BTW Newsflash: Soviet Russia does no longer exist...)


THIS ROOM - It's full of people who care when your feelings are hurt.


TAGS: lonely p****
Rating: 4.37/5

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Killroykill - February 22, 2010, 8:44 am
favorited. 5 kitties


VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: r i p cmdcm jeff garber uss dwight d eisenhower this is for all of the servicemen and women thank you
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - January 3, 2011, 1:41 am
this was in the top 10 for the month of November until about 2 weeks ago. Does anybody know if the requirements changed? I PM'd the boss and did not get an answer.
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:02 pm
It is NOW happily ever after after you liked it, Moo+. Thanks a heap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2010, 10:42 am
And you lived happily ever after?....I forgot, don't ask..........5L
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 10:28 am
This was the first picture I asked for permission to use. I saw it on a friends FB page. I also ended up meeting a guy who was on the same ship as me. He asked the original owner of the ph**o for me. I even sent them the moti for their approval.
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
5
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 9:59 pm
That's five by five.
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 8:49 pm
The day is almost over.... I had my first ever Veterans day off. I feel good, and appreciated for once


SCARRED FOR LIFE - Oh My God! What the Hell is he doing to that poor pussy?




IN MOTHER RUSSIA - the animals have fear of you!




THINK LEFT - think right think low think high Oh the things you can think if only you try


TAGS: courage dr seuss
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:19 pm
pic 1, the kid is happy. Pic 2, he understands. Pic 3 he's getting a new hope. Pic 4, he's just co├╣mpensating. Sad but true, our world.
mello1 - May 3, 2012, 1:08 am
hes still a cheater with an extra springy leg. no one wants to say anything though.
mariand - October 13, 2011, 6:34 pm
this is great
Verdeckt - October 12, 2011, 4:33 pm
That kid is an inspiration but is it just me, or does the 2nd last picture look like the Strutting Leo meme?


LIFE -


TAGS: life russian roulette guns
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Claire - September 7, 2009, 6:24 pm
That's usually the goal of suicide, Escher.
Derek - August 3, 2009, 12:14 am
It's what hand-guns are best at.
Hey - March 15, 2009, 5:51 pm
Do ya feel lucky?
Escher - January 17, 2009, 11:20 pm
I....am speechless. Anyone that would use a .454 Casull for a self-inflicted gunsh** wants to make d*** sure they're dead.


UM YES MS. SNOOKI - Your Ultrasound pictures are back, and we're fairly certain who the father is,


TAGS: only a russkin troll wouldmatewithher
Rating: 4.35/5

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falloutghoul - March 8, 2012, 9:16 pm
This isn't what we wished for!


PAMELA, WHO? -


TAGS: baywatch russia
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Justflipit

nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2013, 12:08 pm
That's awesome!
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:41 am
Ah, the beach near Murmansk. I loved watching those ships and Subs go into and out of port when I was growing up.
Nagori - August 12, 2010, 9:45 am
I remember reading about this, a beach right next to a military base!! Awesome idea twist!!!


WITH THE RIGHT OUTFIT - Even a pussy can look badass




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Orthodox Church renounce YOU!!




RECYCLING - Russians hate it


TAGS: recycling russians hate police greenpeace
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by brnn19

jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 10:09 pm
Brnn, listen to these people! RR and mooo put out great stuff and been here a long time. No offense to Ed-Hyde, Im just not as familiar with his work as I am RR and mooo. They are trying to help you, stop acting b*** hurt, listen to them and go for it!
forseti - September 15, 2010, 3:30 am
So you would prefer a page that only shows copies from other sites? I think, motifake is not the right place for you. I'll hit some more b***ons here to compensate your absence. Way to go! ;)
brnn19 - September 15, 2010, 2:34 am
A surefire way to reduce page impressions and thus revenue. Way to go!
rerun - September 14, 2010, 8:12 pm

then by all means please do not deny them your patronage
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 4:50 pm
They say there is no bad advertisement... Maybe all the negative fuss has its upside. On the other matter - as stated previously, there are "other" similar sites - somewhere someone will care enough to approve.
rerun - September 14, 2010, 11:51 am

well brnn19, I can help resolve this quite quickly. Would you like us to just stop approving your posters?
lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 11:00 am
Keep it up brnn19. Welcome to Motifake! And these guys, who accuses you of ripping, you'll thank them later. They are nice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:32 am
Approvers don't have time to research every poster, We have to trust you not to plagiarize. If your other posters are original then they will be judged on funny alone.
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 10:30 am
Well, several other posters of mine have been approved, let's see on what grounds would someone blame them as well...
forseti - September 14, 2010, 9:19 am
LOL TTH! I copied a poster too in my early days (at least a 3L pic!!!!!111). No problem brnn19, just try to be creative next time. The community want to see some new stuff (and perhaps you can be proud of what you've done!). ;)
TheTrashHeap - September 14, 2010, 8:41 am
Someone on the other site ripped it off from here and then traveled back in time to post it a week ago? Pretty elaborate just to steal a 2L poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 8:37 am
There is no "competing" site...but yeah...don't be a thief.
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 8:33 am
Sounds good, but the above image AND caption were posted on a competing site a week ago.
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 7:49 am
Or the other site ripped it off from here? Logos or anything? No...
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 7:06 am
Ripped off from another site. 1L, do your own.


LAZY FAT CAT -




SU-47 BERKUT - Because only vodka drinking commies could screw up the wings on a plane...


TAGS: su 47 berkut plane commies ussr russia
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by john

Sparow - March 5, 2012, 9:27 pm
Hey thanks for your description on why they built it that way cause at first glance thats what I thought.
- June 27, 2011, 10:29 pm
the reverse wing design gives the jet an extreme amount of maneuverability during super sonic flight. so... yeah...
spacedog - May 10, 2011, 7:48 pm
The plane looks like it was inspired by the old Galaga arcade game.
Airman - May 10, 2011, 7:25 pm
I need to check something.. Soviets?.. oh yes.. that's gone.. Communists? oops. In Capitalist Russia, well, you know the rest. bye bye, have a nice trip comrade
rerun - May 10, 2011, 7:25 pm

"there", sorry. Us texas redneck americans cannot spell either.
rerun - May 10, 2011, 7:22 pm

I got a fly swatter here somewhere.....ther it is. SPLAT!
FUCKcapitalism - May 10, 2011, 7:16 pm
this is f***in stupid.....when soviets inovated , the capitalist bastards discovered the wheel.i mean what the f**k is this anti-communist propaganda about??You texas redneck americans are only good at internet **** and propaganda!!god f*** america!! bye
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:34 am
Cool.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:29 am
I may take up that offer. But not right now.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:28 am
Ok.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:28 am
Now, if you want a fight... and need to tell americans how stupid they are.... have I got a site for you!!! Our sister site - politifake.org
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:27 am
Sort of.... basically just not looking for laughs or entertainment.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:26 am
So it means going around looking for a fight?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:22 am
Trolling is searching for specific subjects to argue or defend them. Basically, being here for reasons other than enjoyment of funny posters.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:19 am
What dose "trolling" even mean? I was asking him once, and only once to mind his own business.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:13 am
that's no way to make friends.......are you trolling? we don't need more timmies.....
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:11 am
pzykosiz, I am only going to say this once. Mind your own business.
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 1:58 am
this site is a joke site. they're not actually supposed to be serious
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:49 am
I've read that the reversed wings give the SU-47 unparalleled maneuverability and a ton of lift. I read that during the early stages of flying the wings were being ripped off because of how much lift was made. So you, sir, are an idiot.
Marcelino S. - September 7, 2010, 9:49 am
You don't know a **** about that plane... don't you?!!! That's one of the best aircraft humans has invented... please read!! read!!
stupidstoner - February 7, 2010, 8:01 pm
uhh it was made like that to be more aerodynamic... aerodynamics rule!
Oddman - April 14, 2009, 3:54 pm
Not only Vodka drinking commies. Look up the Grumman X29.
avitron - March 2, 2009, 2:13 pm
wtf you saying!? its the x-man airplane!


NAVY STRATEGY -


TAGS: submarine seal team disguised uss nevada
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 16, 2010, 2:07 am
I say shove a GPS up their a$$ and attach laser beams to their heads...and if that isn't effective...try it with actual Harbor Seals...
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 1:27 am
What do you expect from a submarine named after a land-locked state? 5L


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Sign stops you!


TAGS: cop police sign russia fail
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by zoomer296

zoomer296 - June 14, 2013, 11:05 pm
I tried to find a similar picture from Russia, but I guess their law enforcement isn't as dumb as ours.
JesusWept - June 12, 2013, 10:23 am
Are there sheriffs in russia?? XD
Sho - January 16, 2013, 11:44 am
I guess you stop the stop sign in America lol
zoomer296 - January 16, 2013, 11:14 am
except for the american flag being in a Soviet Russia poster...
ughomer - January 16, 2013, 9:47 am
Good one zoom!


MY GOD! - I can see Sarah Palin's house from here.


TAGS: alaska russia army view cold
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by GeorgiZhukov

demon001 - May 24, 2014, 3:27 pm
Commies don't believe in God!
Cyberhagen - December 29, 2012, 1:05 pm
I agree with RL here. Typically, I dislike SP bashing, but this was funny.
GySgt1811 - September 11, 2010, 1:25 pm
Can you see in the upstairs bedroom window? Second from the left? Yeah, that's the one. Woof! 5 peeps from me. (BTW, Georgi, good job at Kursk!)
Reality Lord - September 10, 2010, 7:10 am

i'm going against the grain here sorry but i think this is great. 5L despite the tag.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:59 am
I let it go... wasn't going to try and explain it.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:58 am
the tag costs 1L, sorry. That's capitalism, dude...


WHINING - Soccer has way too much of it.


TAGS: soccer p**** whining mongo
Rating: 4.15/5

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Mongo - July 19, 2010, 12:12 pm
Sorry...just had to dig this up.
TheDude - April 6, 2010, 2:03 pm
you want it to be called football, stop crying like a b****


CRABBY PUSSY - Arrives every 4th week !




THE SPETZNAZ - Russian ballerinas that know how to use guns


TAGS: russia spetsnaz ballerina guns acrobat
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by chase3597

Pikeman - June 3, 2014, 11:36 am
It is a lot safer to be in the vicinity of badly thrown hatchets than in the vicinity of badly aimed gunfire. If he can hit his target with a hatchet flying through the air he can shoot it while flying through the air.
greenejc - June 5, 2013, 10:36 am
Silent accurate killing is never pointless.
chase3597 - June 28, 2011, 2:24 pm
it was the only one i could find with a russian doing pointless training
Bob D. Sailor - June 28, 2011, 1:30 am
Not trying to be mean or anything but that is a throwing axe not a gun.... (Where do we find these guys nowadays?)


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Bath takes you!


TAGS: in soviet russia jokes dead
Rating: 4.36/5

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maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 2:18 pm
Now Your Thinking.


Rugby -


TAGS: concussion
Rating: 1.77/5

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Arnold J Rimmer - April 13, 2008, 9:56 am
Said whilst bending over in the showers after the game....
Anonymous Rugger - April 12, 2008, 6:50 pm
Best f***ing sport in the world.


NEW ZEALAND -


TAGS: aussie bait new zealand west island
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

redsfan - October 25, 2009, 8:21 pm
as an aussie, i like it......
Derek - October 20, 2009, 7:54 pm
Far fewer of us on Easter Island
Chopperliscious - June 23, 2009, 11:21 am
:-) Feel the Love.
Hendo - June 21, 2009, 11:52 pm
Scary fact: for every 10 New Zealander alive on the planet, one lives in Australia. NZ must suck!
Chopperliscious - June 21, 2009, 8:47 am
:-) x0x
ethereal_joy - June 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
you f***ing wish, a** face! get something original to b**** and moan about


CRUISIN AND PLAYIN THE RADIO -


TAGS: chuck berry mussolini hitler
Rating: 4.94/5

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:09 pm
Hitler:"Did zou ZEE ME un ze Tee-Vee ze udder day?" Mussolini: "Whata za Tee-a Vee?:
Derek - December 28, 2010, 3:25 am
When you're at the top, there's only one way to go.


LOVE TO HATE YOU -




RUSSIAN MARINES - war isn't as scary as them




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - VODKA DRINKS YOU


TAGS: vodka kelsey russian reversal america
Rating: 1.57/5

More motifakes by tully45

pzykosiz - November 11, 2010, 5:12 pm
worst soviet russian joke ever. 1L
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 2:06 am
Valid argument #85.
Sorbe - November 11, 2010, 2:00 am
The real fail is the choice of Vodka. Right underneath "ABSOLUT" it says "Country of Sweden"
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 9:35 pm
Now, had you said girls pass out vodka... you'd still be unfunny. But less unfunny than this.
gufbal - November 10, 2010, 9:30 pm
yeah, cause their is no soviet anymore, its just vodka.
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:05 pm
Before anyone says anything, I approved this. Kids, don't do this. It's got the range of a Daisy Air Rifle, and the creativity and originality of Dane Cook. Sovite Russia posters are best left in the hands of the experienced.


MEANWHILE - In Russia




IN SOVIET RUSSIA... -


TAGS: soviet russia jokes communism
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by dylanklj

FilthyPhil - December 10, 2011, 10:12 pm
In Soviet Russia, Posters must approve you
the1stCOMMI3 - May 25, 2011, 11:25 am
In Soviet Russia they still are
maddness17 - May 5, 2011, 3:10 pm
THEY ARE FUNNY!!!!!!!
motinet - May 5, 2011, 8:07 am

yes they are dammit! :)


CUSTOMER SERVICE -




IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Bicycle ride YOU!




WAIT A SEC.... - Did you just call me a pussy?




FORGIVENESS -




MISOGYNY -


TAGS: men women hate wussy ignorance
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 2:56 pm
so much about losing the leet...
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 2:26 pm
and we know of whom you speak, CJ
blackwolf666 - November 29, 2010, 9:27 pm
not really, as a friend once said: "all men start of s nice good mannered gentlemen, then they meet women"


REQUIRED READING -


TAGS: reading books seuss timmy
Rating: 3.21/5

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Veracht - April 30, 2010, 5:28 pm
Seuss is rolling in fits in his grave= of laughter!
BoneCD - February 7, 2009, 10:24 pm
Excellent!!!! I'm heading down to the library to get my copy.


AUSSIE COPS - Do it with style !!


TAGS: aussie cops style van racing ford holden
Rating: 2.5/5

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666 - June 13, 2009, 6:29 am
nice paddy wagon


CIVILIAN ADVISER -


TAGS: phydeaux tribute stormtroopers ewoks pussies
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by spacedog

curzondax12 - November 6, 2010, 4:17 am
not the biggest star wars fan but love this
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:56 am
THis is still a personal favorite... a work of greatness!
Spades - July 9, 2010, 9:46 am
hahahaha! still laughing! 5L
ICEMAN - July 8, 2010, 11:33 pm
5 imperial credits.
spacedog - July 8, 2010, 10:31 pm
Thanks Aggy.
agdaniele - July 8, 2010, 10:08 pm
Caption for this picture has been perfected.


RUSSIAN LIVING -




IN THE USSA - Obama elects you.


TAGS: obama barack ussa ussr soviet russia election elect
Rating: 2.39/5

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forseti - September 10, 2010, 4:04 am
This is all your fault!! Why are you all awake, when normal Germans sleep?!?!? I don't get this strange world any more...
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:57 am
forseti.... you showed up about 45 minutes too late. Try to be more punctual, and you won't get caught in a snow storm next time. We could've used you here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:51 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYZ06cA2e0o Punk rock!!! whooooooo
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:50 am
Don't panic! They only let us after checking our DNA for the legendary *ruffle* . . . "Nazi-Gene". If we don't have this gene, it's of course forbidden to reproduce!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:43 am
They let you guys have children now?......the world is constantly changing....
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:42 am
.o0O(memo to myself: military school will never be an option for my children!)
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:18 am
You got a stick? I would get something like that on a good day.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:12 am
My father was stern, he beat me with a stick....but he'd never send me to military school. anywho...this is a fun site, don't let a few bad posters skew your opinion of us.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:07 am
My father was stern. He sent me to a military school. Sode it say 30? d***, must have clicked the wrong year again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:06 am
Yeah....you're not gonna get this site....20 years?...it says you're 30 on your profile, they start you guys off young....
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:01 am
Maybe you don't. Why don't you spend nearly 20 years in the Russian Army like I did and see how you end up at the end.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:59 am
maybe we could have a cuddle sometime and you could tell me all about it.....seriously man...this site is about Funny....don't sweat the small stuff.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:53 am
I am very particular about who calls me Comrade.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:48 am
that was weird.......sorry buddy....didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:47 am
Well....you're no fun.....compadre?
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:45 am
Still too close.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:45 am
Well....you're no fun.....compadre?
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:40 am
Don't call me "Comrade" unless you were a subordinate of mine in the 2nd Guards Tamanskaya Motor Rifle Division.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:33 am
I've got you there comrade....I'm not American. FYI, we don't do politics here anymore, this poster would never be approved based on today's standards. Just relax and find the posters that do make you laugh....don't focus on the negative.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:31 am
American "jokes" can be taken differently by people from other nations, and it just so happens that here it's more or less insulting.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:29 am
That was also a joke.....you don't really seem to "get us".......I want my letter jacket back.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:25 am
Moo do you even know the first thing about the Great patriotic War? Obviously not. If you can not tell who that man in my Icon is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:00 am
no doubt....I do love the Colonel Klink avatar though.
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 1:57 am
dude seriously, chill the f*** out
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:50 am
The person who made this should be sh** for their stupidity.


RUSSIAN ARTILLERY BATTERIES - Kicking America's Arse Since 1902


TAGS: russian artillery batteries
Rating: 1.67/5

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Anonymous - January 30, 2009, 6:06 pm
Well played Sean, but I think the winner here is HurHur, besides, there's a reason, or more of an excuse, why the Americans wanted to set up a missile base in Poland. They're afraid of everyone.
Sean - January 30, 2009, 5:36 pm
Ya cupple a noobs. "Victory in battle belongs to the side who best commands and utilises the prairie dog (or ground squirrel -- same dif)." Sun Tzu
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:34 pm
the survivors will close in, whilst you're destroying the others, too quickly for you. At that point, a single hit to a ship and 1/3rd ton of explosive is Bad News (TM).
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:33 pm
means you have very limited time to respond with short range defences due to the Mach 3 speed. Even with those defences operating at 100% efficiency, it's a simple matter of maths, around 3 dozen missiles and several are GOING to get through, because
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:31 pm
5) Hawkeye's will have their range knocked back by jamming, plus the Russians have a specialised long range anti-radar missile specifically to deal with E-2's and E-3's. 6) Phalanx is not strong enough to down a Sunburn reliably. 7) The speed of Sunburn
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:29 pm
since the Sunburns come in at 15ft above sea level, the curvature of the Earth limits your detection range at that point. 4) The Su-33 can carry the Sunburn, plus enough AAM's to match a fully loaded F/A-18F, so the fighter issue is solved.
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:26 pm
1) SM-3 is anti-ballistic, pretty much useless against a sea skimming missile. 2) The Russians carry far more and largely more powerful jammers in said Su-33's than you'll get in a US CVBG Air Wing. 3) SM-2 Missiles would have a very short time to respond
Culos - January 28, 2009, 4:57 pm
Unless of course it comes in fun-bags?
Sean - January 28, 2009, 4:47 pm
Oh, and it's not all of the milk that comes in bags, that merely an abominable option ....
Sean - January 28, 2009, 4:45 pm
While it's true that hockey evolved from the "sport" of clubbing baby seals, or so I'm led to believe, the clubbing of baby seals is widely regarded as the most disgraceful thing about Canada ... with bags of milk being a distant second.
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:40 pm
Oh come on! Your milk is in bags fer cryin' out loud! And killing baby seals with clubs is like a national sport or something...or is that hockey? I get them confused.
Sean - January 28, 2009, 4:38 pm
Oh, Not Cool. Not!
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:37 pm
Wait, you already live in Canada.
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:36 pm
d*** you Sean...d*** you to hell!!!
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:36 pm
missiles like the Sea Sparrow or SRAM systems. It would take an extremely lucky 1-in-a-million sh** to get through to the Carrier.
Sean - January 28, 2009, 4:35 pm
commetus interruptus. gotcha!
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:35 pm
to confuse the missile's active radar guidance system. Too many ways to stop these things before they get in close - then they can be defeated by the Phalanx (although there would likely be fragmentary damage from the close-in explosion) or shorter range
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:33 pm
of Fighters guided by Hawkeye AEW aircraft (possibly an E-3) and the Aegis radar on the Aegis Cruiser and Burke Destroyers. They both carry SM2 & SM3 missiles which are very capable of shooting down the Sunburn. Then, of course, they can also depl
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:31 pm
The air-launched version of the Sunburn is designed for launch from the naval-variant Flanker, which can only carry 1 at a time. a**uming the Carrier Air Group hasn't already launched against the enemy carrier, these guys still have to get past a gauntlet
HurHur... - January 28, 2009, 3:58 pm
Of course, a**uming that the Ruskies only send one bomber and one missile on that bomber...which, beingthe Russians, they wouldn't.
HurHur... - January 28, 2009, 3:55 pm
Actually the sunburn is that fast and that capable that your anti-missile defence systems have a 1/100 chance of taking it down. And that's if you reply fast enough.
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 3:36 pm
You're right...I mean a missile like the SM-3 that can (and has) shoot down a satellite in low orbit would have no chance against an antiship missile. We may as well just scrap our Navy and go home and cry. Do your research next time Timmy.
HurHur... - January 28, 2009, 1:56 pm
One bomber costs a lot less than a whole carrier group, and besides your anti-missile defence systems SUCK beyond belief. Plus any bomber that can launch a missile travelling at Mach 3 doesn't have to get close. So, who fails? Yep. The US-not-so-au-fAit.
LogicDude - January 26, 2009, 4:11 pm
Durhurhur...you fail. Try s****** on an SM-3 from an Aegis-class Cruiser (found in every carrier group). You'll go down faster than any Russki SS-N-22.
HurHur... - January 26, 2009, 3:37 pm
Point 4: FAIL! The Mig 44 has OPTICAL stealth coating using ionised plasma, funny... America's jets are all visible... plus, all it would take to destroy a whole US carrier group is one Russian bomber and a half-dozen Sunburn Missiles. Suck on that.
Ur Retarded - December 24, 2008, 5:49 pm
1. That's an anti-tank rocket 2. That's a WWII german helmet 3. Russians and Americans have never fought directly 4. American military technology surpases the Russians in every single way. Ever. 5. Its a frickin ground squirrel
Dude - August 11, 2008, 11:41 pm
Fail! They've never fought directly.


EFFORTLESS -


TAGS: sourpuss baby lemons pickles evil
Rating: 4.67/5

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Verdeckt - June 4, 2011, 9:39 pm
Sweet..
Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 7:22 am

lol...fav'd dog


MEANWHILE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE... - The Waldos are trying to find you


TAGS: just like in russia
Rating: 3.76/5

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colt45103 - November 25, 2009, 9:24 pm
In Soviet Russia the Waldos find you...
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:03 am
That's Gavin... he was a Waldo fan far before these idiots. They dress the part, but do they really ever try to blend into a crowd? Nobody ever finds Gavin when HE hides in plain sight. Still... it's disrespectful to point at him and say "There's baldo!"
MrRandom - September 30, 2009, 12:50 am
I've only seen this now but WTF is with the guy in the bottom right corner


MR. CONSERVATIVE -


TAGS: conservatives liberals trying to get balance in the discussion
Rating: 3.22/5

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knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
1 lion btw...
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
i don't hear anyone b****ing about this not being funny...nice double standard, i would expect no less from the dumbocrats
RONSART - April 8, 2009, 2:15 am
Thank You Miss Deltabob.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:38 pm
Hmmm...that quote sounds familiar. I just read that some where recently. LOL...nicely done. I'll throw my five into the pot now.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 6:22 pm
If only it were that easy. Ron, I am humbled.


MARSHMALLOW - In soviet russia, marshmallow eats you!




GRAVITY - Gravity is for pussies




STATUESQUE -




PIANO - Arghhh, Nom, Nom, Nom.


TAGS: piano p**** nom nom nom
Rating: 4.29/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:41 pm
Cue Zez Confrey.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 12:03 am
Heh, one more Nom and I would have totally heard Beethoven's 5th.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:00 am
Classic. 5L


I'LL TAKE A... - Darn, missed again!


TAGS: russian mcdonalds subway on the go
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Vitek

Derek - November 19, 2009, 1:15 am
McRuski's - subway drive-in?
stavro1 - November 18, 2009, 11:56 pm
thanks
agdaniele - November 18, 2009, 11:32 pm
More of these, less of everything else. 5L


IN SOVIET RUSSIA.... - Radio Listen To You!




A DANGEROUS MAN - Just ask the Romanovs!


TAGS: rasputin russia
Rating: 2.63/5

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Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 2, 2009, 2:20 am
Plus he was (reportedly) still alive even after they tried to drown him by dumping him in the water. Bad a** mutherf***er this Rasputin was.
mefistofeles_42 - September 1, 2009, 5:22 pm
Oh, and cut off his testicles, you forgot that, mr. "Motifake Wit Liberation Front". He was a tough guy to kill, maybe they didn't even kill him. P.S. When they first poisoned his food, he ate it all and asked for more.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:48 am
I do not believe he was the Royal Family's enemy; I think he just wanted to sleep with Czarina Alexandra. But he did save Alexsei from his hemophilia. It was a mistake to kill him. Otherwise the Royal Family may have lived.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 11:21 am
-- back with at least bread and milk, maybe some cold cuts. We're not talking fancy, but it would be d***ed impressive.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 11:20 am
Yeah, if you have to shoot a guy four times, poison him, strangle him,beat him, and then drown him just to kill a guy, he's probably somehow more useful alive. I mean, you could send him out for groceries during the apocalypse of Ragnorok and he'd come b
Elder God Douchebag - January 8, 2009, 9:26 am
Ah, yes. Grigori Rasputin, some of my best work, if I do say so myself. Harder to kill than a ****roach, though.
spitfire111 - January 8, 2009, 5:51 am
isn't that the "spiritual healer" that serve for the Tsar Nicholas II family?


RUSSIA - Where vodka is cheaper than water


TAGS: russia vodka cheap water nation national mockery truth hurts sometimes
Rating: 2.35/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:48 am
You're a good sport Forseti.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:47 am
Let me get this straight: IF someone ever would make a poster like that about Germany, I would... oh... I would... I can't even tell you exactly what I would do!! It would start with a "5" and probably end with "lions", but I'm not sure... So BEWARE!!!111
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:36 am
Just to be clear.....why would cheap vodka be a bad thing?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:24 am
I'm on it.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:23 am
no problem. I just figured he didnt get it. I made no mention of negative consequences for his actions. More of a friendly, "take a look around, please." approach. Ill report to the van, sir.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:20 am
Slow down, 5150 - a moderator is on it. Try not to police the site too much. I may seem nice and easy... but I'm more than capable.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:18 am
weird..... the message disappeared
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
True, mooooo..... but it's a username of "krissdafish" - that sounds like one of america's idiots.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
I sent him a little pm, asking him to search for other countries in the engine. Then maybe he will understand the context here
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 2:06 am
we don't normally have that problem
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:05 am
wow.. This is the first time I have ever seen someone that really "doesn't get it"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:01 am
No, It's a joke......and why blame America....anyone,anywhere could have made this poster
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:59 am
There's a difference between jokes and insults. This is not a joke, it's a flat out insult.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:55 am
It's a joke... in america we joke. Exaggerations are a form of humor. There are much better reasons than motifake to hate america. Broaden your search. and please lighten up, or I'll be forced to ban.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:51 am
Idiot. Insults like this make me hate the US even more.


LIVE IN RUSSIA - Instead of reading The Hunger Games




INVENTIONS -


TAGS: european american and russian inventions
Rating: 4.59/5

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Renza - February 8, 2013, 6:49 am
isn't russia technically in asia and not europe?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:46 am
says the guy wit 0 posters made, and no avatar. make some jokes before you criticize others
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:28 pm
Europeans created invented the microscope. Russia is part of Europe. the1stCOMMI3 is an ignoramus.
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:30 pm
in5ightful


IN US NAVY -


TAGS: not in soviet russia usn
Rating: 4.4/5

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Airman - January 21, 2011, 1:03 pm
that has never happened.. Hey C, Mr. M likes In Soviet Russia posters, so this was for him.. I'll try another one see if it happens again
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:59 pm
Never mind, it's not worthy of your talent anyhow ;-)
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2011, 12:57 pm
I take it that this is yours air? PM mr m.
Airman - January 21, 2011, 12:51 pm
why would my submission come across as Anonymous? don't you have to be signed in to submit?


Fantastic -




HAPPY SAD HAPPY SAD VERY GLAD TO BE SAD -




STATISTICALLY - 5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian Roulette.


TAGS: russian roulette
Rating: 4.44/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - November 17, 2010, 1:14 pm
He should have used a minigun.
forseti - November 16, 2010, 6:42 pm
deskicio should have used a revolver instead of a pistol when he tried it the first time...
Kung-Fu Devil - November 16, 2010, 1:57 pm
You do realise that Russian Roulette is played with one gun, don't you? That one gun has only 1 bullet in it, leaving 5 empty.
TheTrashHeap - November 16, 2010, 8:40 am
There "are" 7 guns in this picture. You don't exactly win yourself deskicio.
deskicio - November 16, 2010, 8:03 am
There is 7 guns in the picture, you fail!
matt28 - August 29, 2010, 1:14 pm
Statistically 0 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian Roulette... with an automatic pistol!
rerun - August 29, 2010, 9:11 am

90% of statictics are made up numbers


B52 CONCERT - They won't be singing Love Shack


TAGS: heavy use of percussion or concussion
Rating: 4.11/5

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CANADA - January 31, 2010, 7:01 pm
Rock Lobster?


A HALLOWEEN JOKE - Q: What do you get when you cross a kitten with a tarantula? A: A severe case of the heebie-jeebies.


TAGS: yo dawg i heard you like p**** so i put a kitten in your kitten so you can stroke it while you stroke it
Rating: 3.09/5

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faulty switch - October 21, 2009, 7:39 pm
just wow
pixe - October 15, 2009, 12:57 am
that cant be real is it? if it is that is the cutest f***ed up thng ive seen
Chompers - October 7, 2009, 8:25 am
5/5 for the tags as well


IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Law breaks you!!!


TAGS: soviet russia
Rating: 2.9/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 1:44 am
Makes me think of night court......how dare you!
Claire - June 7, 2010, 12:58 am
I'm a sucker for Soviet jokes. I don't care how over- done they are. 5l.


NEGOTIATION -


TAGS: putin negotiation paddycake russia
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by ThePirate

Mark - March 5, 2009, 12:21 am
I think there's a war a brewin' here. Hang on a minute while I make some pop corn and get another beer.
ThePirate - March 5, 2009, 12:15 am
Yeah, thats it.. I am Cubby.. and Culos, and Mustyk and airman and wtf.. with all my posters ranked under 2.. thanks for your comments. Fun site.. ebaums is not even close to this hostility. gonna go look at your fantastic submissions to see how it is dun
agdaniele - March 4, 2009, 12:46 am
Pirates, I'm not a fan. This motifake? Big fan. Sure you're not Airman? Cubby? Anyone better?


RUSSIAN BOXERS - He's on steroids? No way!


TAGS: russia russian ivan drago rocky balboa box boxers boxing
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by fineline

FatherTyme - June 22, 2011, 1:49 pm
"I must break you" arguably the best one that i've seen...


IRANIAN MISSLES - Thank God they're made with Russian parts.


TAGS: iranian missiles russian
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by NetTechGuy

max841982 - December 15, 2010, 6:20 pm
If they were made in soviet union, US wouldn't exist...
Fucktard - December 24, 2008, 10:45 am
Russian components, American components... ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!!!
Culos - December 24, 2008, 10:33 am
First of all these are weapons of a** destruction, secondly the parts came from France.....


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Do they have "In Capitalist America..." jokes?




SOVIET RUSSIA -


TAGS: cheezy soviet russia but it had to be done assassinate president
Rating: 4.36/5

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Hawamleh - December 31, 2010, 10:58 am
and then you apologize to him !
Talis Briedis - December 31, 2010, 2:46 am
And in the US only vice-president's hunt you down....
Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 8:17 pm
thanks
forseti - September 17, 2010, 10:53 am
Close to #97861 but one of the few funny "soviet russia" jokes.


MID-AIR REFUELING -


TAGS: not soviet russia
Rating: 3.94/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:20 am
I wish that were true but sadly in soviate russia gas pumps you


THE CAMERA GUN - Only in Russia...




EVEN IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Chuck Norris finds you




JOSIE ANT THE PUSSYCATS - Long tails and ears for hats


TAGS: josie and the p****cats
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by barry forton

agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 3:28 am
Ok.... the lame username belies the genius of your comment. A well-constructed anti-timmy paragraph if I've ever seen one.
OMGWTFBBQ - March 15, 2009, 12:34 am
He's right,your supposed to deficate on the keyboard as you type by smashing your face against the keys while singing "Wheels on the Bus" while quietly sobbing to yourself as you realize that that "secret handshake" your scout master gave you was oral ***
W - March 8, 2009, 5:23 pm
Typing: You're not doing it right.


And for my next number.. -




THE TRICKY PUPPY -




prime directive -


TAGS: star trek prime directive uss enterprise space travel advanced
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 9, 2013, 10:23 am
I know! Lol, it's only Starfleet, like WTF?
falloutghoul - September 9, 2013, 7:24 am
Other civilizations might not have the prime directive.


VODKA MARKETING -


TAGS: russian bride drink
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 7:59 pm
Masterfully captioned! 5L!


MEMORIAL DAY - We honor those who gave their lives and those who had their lives taken




THE SOVIET UNION... -


TAGS: coldwar wwiii russia
Rating: 4.3/5

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djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 1:28 am
Sadly, China is now, but we refuse to admit it. And we're too heavily dependent/indebted to them. It's like we sold out to the Soviets. :P


IN SOVIET RUSSIA -


TAGS: soviet russia beach snow buried
Rating: 4.17/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 26, 2013, 6:49 pm
I didn't know Chuck Norris was Russian.


HI THERE! - I'm glad to meet you again my friend!


TAGS: putin russia crocodile
Rating: 3.89/5

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ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:00 pm
Awww hell. I like it. 5 pooty putins


BULL CAVALRY - In Mexico, Horses are for pussies


TAGS: bull monkey pussies cavalry
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by werko

Zreiser - December 11, 2010, 2:02 am
no more monkeying around this bull****!


IN RUSSIA - There are no dots to save Pac Man.




MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENTS -




IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - I send people to Siberia on camping trip!




SWINGS - IN SOVIET RUSSIA ARE FOR COPS




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